90: The Astounding Adventures of Lightning Boy

The Mark of Athena, ch. 9 to 12

Time to pay the Piper! This week on Unwise Girls’s consistently impressed adventure through Mark of Athena, we talk about Jane being way too easily hornswoggled, Piper’s self-doubt manifesting in the form of civil war, a son of Neptune definitely still being able to drown if we have anything to say about it, dudebro competitions, head injury counts, the Argogan Trail video game, Leo skydiving down our character rankings, Mr. D’s job qualifications, horse measuring contests, names not actually having power, why it’s fucked up to love someone romantically, and the state of our relationship in the wake of this recording.

Come back next week for The Mark of Athena, ch. 13 to 16!

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Hosted by Jacqueline (https://twitter.com/swampduchess) and Jane (https://twitter.com/janeyshivers). Edited by Jacqueline. Cover art by Vera (https://twitter.com/Innsmouth_Inn).

Intro/outro: "Super Mariocean" by spacepony (https://ocremix.org/remix/OCR01147)